Another day, another dollar and another morning hour spent in exasperation with Miss Pearl Bailey.
So, this morning Her Majesty shows up looking like waif. I mean, how does she do it? I looked down at her with dismay, and said “Hey, good idea to get a jump on your preparations for Halloween now that the season is upon us. Is this to be your costume – are you going as a One-Eyed Creepy Clown?” to which she replied, “Where is my breakfast?”
Don’t you just love when a question you ask gets answered with a question?